Comments for Chicago Restaurant Reviews - Chicago Gluttons http://www.chicagogluttons.com "I didn't just eat the pork belly taco, I basically went down on it." Sun, 08 Jan 2012 19:51:53 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Comment on Get twisted at Vincent’s Koffeeshop by roy http://www.chicagogluttons.com/get-twisted-at-vincents-koffeeshop/comment-page-1/#comment-1521 roy Sun, 08 Jan 2012 19:51:53 +0000 http://www.chicagogluttons.com/?p=3617#comment-1521 The menu for all yall that wanna roll out: schwag…$3 tex-mex – walking chili. yeah, you know what this is.  brick – crispy rice & marshmallow treat mids…$4 deep fried oreos deep fried pickles – ranch dippy The Chronic…$5 high powered – filipino bbq pork sticks deeez nuuuts – bitterballen, mustard headies…$6 burmese kush – beef & potato curry hand pies, “cool ranch” seasoning maple leaf – french fries, cheese curds, brown gravy, creto The menu for all yall that wanna roll out:

schwag…$3
tex-mex – walking chili. yeah, you know what this is. 
brick – crispy rice & marshmallow treat

mids…$4
deep fried oreos
deep fried pickles – ranch dippy

The Chronic…$5
high powered – filipino bbq pork sticks
deeez nuuuts – bitterballen, mustard

headies…$6
burmese kush – beef & potato curry hand pies, “cool ranch” seasoning
maple leaf – french fries, cheese curds, brown gravy, creto

]]> Comment on Vincent opening “Koffeeshop.” The K means bring your own weed. by Non-CHICOMM http://www.chicagogluttons.com/vincent-opening-koffeeshop-the-k-means-bring-your-own-weed/comment-page-1/#comment-1520 Non-CHICOMM Sat, 07 Jan 2012 00:13:35 +0000 http://www.chicagogluttons.com/?p=3580#comment-1520 YOur reviews make my balls sweat. I also have great anticipation in my gullet for a lot of dis heah stuff. You make my balls sweat and my dick drip. YOur reviews make my balls sweat. I also have great anticipation in my gullet for a lot of dis heah stuff. You make my balls sweat and my dick drip.

]]> Comment on The Angus Deluxe – McDonald’s Doesn’t Give a Fuck. by McBleedingshits http://www.chicagogluttons.com/angus-deluxe-revie/comment-page-1/#comment-1519 McBleedingshits Fri, 30 Dec 2011 23:31:42 +0000 http://www.chicagogluttons.com/?p=1428#comment-1519 Next time you walk into McPukes, ask for the McChicken lip and asshole burger. See what kind of look you get. I used to like McPukes but then I grew up. The last time I went into a McBleeding shits, some 300 pound sweat hog sat down with four big macs and proceeded to eat them like the cookie monster. I couldn't finish my burger. And we all know the special sauce has human DNA in it, from the teen age boys jacking off in it. And pray you are near a bathroom for 24 hours after you eat at McVomits. Because you know any fart is going to be McWet. Next time you walk into McPukes, ask for the McChicken lip and asshole burger.
See what kind of look you get.
I used to like McPukes but then I grew up.
The last time I went into a McBleeding shits, some 300 pound sweat hog sat down with four big macs and proceeded to eat them like the cookie monster.
I couldn’t finish my burger.
And we all know the special sauce has human DNA in it, from the teen age boys jacking off in it.
And pray you are near a bathroom for 24 hours after you eat at McVomits.
Because you know any fart is going to be McWet.

]]> Comment on I Would Gladly Pay You Tuesday, Motherfucker! by Ang http://www.chicagogluttons.com/dmk-burger-bar/comment-page-1/#comment-1518 Ang Wed, 28 Dec 2011 04:47:34 +0000 http://www.chicagogluttons.com/?p=2615#comment-1518 "Bacon usually stands out like Darius Rucker after a stage dive" that line made me read your entire blog, subtle (and not so subtle) genius. “Bacon usually stands out like Darius Rucker after a stage dive” that line made me read your entire blog, subtle (and not so subtle) genius.

]]> Comment on Owen and Engine is the balls by Anthony M http://www.chicagogluttons.com/owen-and-engine-is-the-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-1516 Anthony M Tue, 20 Dec 2011 10:15:49 +0000 http://www.chicagogluttons.com/?p=3438#comment-1516 Great spot....have you tried Three Aces? Great spot….have you tried Three Aces?

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