Hello, my corpulent friends!
Have you ever dreamed of spending hours in front of you computer, expressing your thoughts on a delicious meal, meticulously photoshopping images, for absolutely nothing at all? Well, here’s your big chance! ChicagoGluttons.com is officially accepting submissions!
We will be featuring all of our user posts in a brand new section of the site, and if we like the post, we’ll put it on the front page and award you a delicious prize!
That’s right-this is your big-break!
What you can expect from being published on ChicagoGluttons:
1. Groupies by the bus load.
2. Type 2 diabetes.
3. Special treatment at restaurants by threatening a bad review.
4. Alienation from your friends and family as you become drunk with fame and power.
5. Steve Dolinsky’s home phone number.
Interested? Who wouldn’t be?
Email your submissions to chicagogluttons@gmail.com and get ready to be the most famous person in your friend circle.