Sup Big Shoulders! I got 99 problems but a crab aint one…
Fanny pack touting tourists who insist on calling Chicago “Chi-Town” love to talk shit about our seafood. It is feared that because our city is landlocked, we are forced to put up with Red Lobster-style entrees that permeate like pussy lips sans douche.
Half Shell’s marketing message: Whether you come from around the corner or happen to be from Istanbul, Turkey, you will always enjoy our Menu.
Do Muslims eat King Crab? I do know that the “around the corner”, busted ass Fakeview scene, loves this place. And I concur wholeheartedly.
Its all about the combos at Half Shell, where king crab, snow crab and beef tenderlion play off one another like Shane Sparks, Lil’ Mama and JC Chasez on America’s Best Dance Crew. Other notable “that shit is hood” traits include white wine chilled in a plastic beer pitcher, garlic butter in a squeeze bottle and fries on top of toasted white bread with a lollipop nestled in.