How You Can Help Kill a Chicago Glutton.

0 Posted by - February 15, 2010 - Shine

To the surprise of nearly everyone involved, ChicagoGluttons.com has been nominated for “Best Indie Food Blog” by Time Out Chicago. Guys, we want this . . . we’re not sure why . . . but we want it. And now we need your help.

Get the vote out!
People died to give you the right to vote.  Don’t disappoint them.

The Proposition:
If we win the Time Out award, we will eat one White Castle Slider for ever single vote cast our way. . . on VIDEO. That’s right suckas, you can finally assist in the murder of a complete stranger with a simple click of your mouse. This is not bullshit, and we won’t bitch out. Bring the pain motherfuckers! (And thank you for voting for Chicago Gluttons!)
CLICK HERE to do the right thing for once and vote for Chicago Gluttons.

The Consequences:
We-really-will-eat-all-those-burgers
You can help make this happen in real life! Click here to vote now!

Some frequently asked questions:

Q: Jesus Christ, there are a lot of things to vote on . . . do I have to fill this whole thing out?
A: You don’t have to fill out that whole form, just the box for best indie food blog. (unless you want to fill it out)

Q: Why should I vote for ChicagoGluttons.com anyway?
A: Well if you had a food blog, we’d all vote for you. It’s just common courtesy.

Q: What do I get if I do vote for ChicagoGluttons.com?
A: You not only get to add one burger to our trough, you also get the satisfaction of knowing that you’ve helped shorten the lifespan of some really good people.

CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR CHICAGO GLUTTONS!

4 Comments

  • avatar
    Joe February 16, 2010 - 5:34 pm Reply

    it will be good to watch someone die. anyone, really. reconcile your sins, unlucky glutton.

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    Kyle February 16, 2010 - 5:52 pm Reply

    I voted. Goddamn I love your site more than fetal grindings with a side of afterbirth. I wish my blog were half of what this site is, I just don’t have the balls to do what you do. Plus I lack the uber photoshop skills peppered throughout all of your ingenious posts. Well done gluttons.

    I’m coming to Chicago to eat for a weekend this May, can we hang out? You can be the pitcher. Bueller?

  • avatar
    Mad Jack Deacon March 2, 2010 - 7:59 am Reply

    There’s at least one more slider on that stack bitches! I hope the gluttony will be televised…

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