Yo Fuck Sizzler! (Steaks is High at Drake Bros)
royI love meat . . . I know it’s selfish and that we could probably alleviate the most detrimental effects of global warming by not eating it. But when calculating…
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Death by Pizza – Over Eating @ Gullivers Pizza
My time has come. The end is near. I fear that I don’t have much time left so I will be sure to use these words wisely. As I write…
Chili Dogs on the Beach
So the other day I waddled my dumpy ass a few blocks north to Berger park check out the new lakeside sausage dealer I’ve been hearing so much about. The…
Closest Thing to Cup o’ Pizza
This year at The Taste of Chicago I was walking past the Connies Pizza Booth when I noticed this sign: “Holy Shit, a pizza cone!” was my first thought. Without…