Broaster To Go!
dBlack market seasonings. State of the art pressure cooking. 10 joynts for $10. Good Lord Christ. It’s a dark/white meat slumber party!! a.k.a. Annette’s Broaster To Go. Consider your lame…
July 2009
Poutine Poutine Poutine
Aint no half steppin hurr…the combo of golden french fries topped with cheese curds and brown gravy woes gluttons like a meth additiction. And full fuck yeas to our girl…
Farm Chicken w/ Summer Sausage & Frites @ The Publican
Don’t go because of all the hype. Don’t go beacuse their food program focuses on craft beer and pork. Don’t go hoping to give Paul Kahn a B.J. in the…
18 Rounds at l2o – or – How I Spent my Second Mortgage on Anthony Bourdain’s Froggy Boyfriend
I can definitively say three things about Chef Laurent Gras after dropping the GNP of a depressed Caribbean country at l2o: he has what approaches a pathologically unhealthy fascination with…
Hopleaf’s Montreal-style Brisket Platter
Periodically, we will be posting about a single food item that we think you should be putting inside your mouth. Think of these food items as a “Food of the…
Food Porn: Sea Bass w/ Anchovy Garlic Butter @ Glenn’s Diner
Glenn’s aint just about all-you-can-eat crab legs. It’s dishes like this that make the place so fucking amazing. Congrats to our first featured food porn photographer, ehfisher! You’ve successfully given…
Indie Cafe: No Love You Long Time
Indie Cafe, your Pan-Asian cooking style is sorry! You make my bowels pour curry juice from poor preparation technique in kitchen. Your food is not worth two dolla. Indie Cafe,…
The Angus Deluxe – McDonald’s Doesn’t Give a Fuck.
Man, I’m sick of all this Michael Jackson shit. It sure would be nice for the media to get over it already. Motherfucker wasn’t Jesus. . he was actually creepy…