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dThere is a time and place for a short stack and a couple strips of bacon at your neighborhood spot. This aint fucking it. This is Fat Rice. And if…
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Spaghetti and Meatballs at Glenn’s Diner
Spaghetti and Meatballs at Glenn’s Diner Ciao Bello Motherfuckers, today I want to talk to you about pasta. For years, I’ve been searching for the perfect spaghetti and meatballs. Not…
Chicken Boti @ Khan’s BBQ
Yes, one of our forks came with a hardened booger amuse-bouche. And, yes, the shaker of unidentified seasoning on the table was crustier than a fresh scab. It’s also true…
NY Style Pizza @ Jimmy’s Pizza Cafe
What’s up, bitches? Roy here with a little lunch time tip for you North Side fiends to sit on. I know it’s almost required to defend Chicago-style deep dish against…
Shortrib Naanwich @ Gaztro Wagon
From the Board of Trade to the Western Blue Line, Ravenswood down to River North…Matt Maroni’s ‘curbside solution for your hunger’ is hotter than Silly Bandz and Kanye’s bitch ass…
Cheesus H. Christ.
Hello Glutton’s readers, naw we aint dead we’ve been trapped in the walk in freezer at the Long John Silver’s in Schaumburg. Television was right, it IS a great way…
Last Night A Pig Roast Saved My Life
How do you officially kick summer off? If you’ve ever been to a Eastern European pig roast, you don’t need to ask that question. Ask chef Dan Kordula how long…
Pork Meatballs at Gilt Bar
Gilt Bar is real talk, peoples. Realer than a 3rd mortgage. Realer than a drunk krew of community organizers. Realer than ole boy who hacked into Baracks and B. Spears…
Duck Confit Poutine Re-Up @ Nightwood
Bevin back in this! After popping out 7 kids, Moms finally decided to get that hysterectomy on, so I had to play nurse while her pussy healed… Fuck all that…
Shortrib Sandwich at Lockwood
Palmer House? The fuck? No, this post aint about the Twentieth Annual Meeting of the Society for Text & Discourse or that time your boss told you she’d pick up…
Opart Thai Puts Their Foot In The Tom Yum
It’s December in Chicago, which means temperatures are dipping lower than Patrick Swayze’s white blood cell count. Time to get out your soups spoons, gluttons. Roy already pushed matzo ball.…
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Matzo ball soup at The Bagel is softer than the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man's testicles.
Huaraches con Flavorfuckery @ Dona Chio
Pregunta: What the eff is huarache, joe? Respuesta: Masa as fresh as Rappers Delight, stuck into a grimy ass tortilla press, all jammed together by frijoles fritos, cousin. You could…
Soul Power Buffet at Priscilla’s
When I moved here, I stayed with my Aunt Lucinda who has a spot in La Grange Park. On Sunday afternoons, after 6 hours of sweaty Baptist church service, we’d…
King Crab at Half Shell
Sup Big Shoulders! I got 99 problems but a crab aint one… Fanny pack touting tourists who insist on calling Chicago “Chi-Town” love to talk shit about our seafood. It…
Broaster To Go!
Black market seasonings. State of the art pressure cooking. 10 joynts for $10. Good Lord Christ. It’s a dark/white meat slumber party!! a.k.a. Annette’s Broaster To Go. Consider your lame…
Farm Chicken w/ Summer Sausage & Frites @ The Publican
Don’t go because of all the hype. Don’t go beacuse their food program focuses on craft beer and pork. Don’t go hoping to give Paul Kahn a B.J. in the…
Hopleaf’s Montreal-style Brisket Platter
Periodically, we will be posting about a single food item that we think you should be putting inside your mouth. Think of these food items as a “Food of the…