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Huaraches con Flavorfuckery @ Dona Chio*

Restaurant: Dona Chio
Where: 1547 West Elmdale AveCall: 773.878.8470


September 30th, 2009 by d

Pregunta: What the eff is huarache, joe?

Respuesta: Masa as fresh as Rappers Delight, stuck into a grimy ass tortilla press, all jammed together by frijoles fritos, cousin.

You could easily throw some chimichurri on this flatbread fucker and call it nap time, but go head and select from the dozen+ items that Dona Chio throws your way.  I suggest the tinga (spicy marinated chicken), chorizo con papas (yall best know what the fuck is up) and rajas (grilled vegetables).  Authenticity bukkake.

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Wanna Reading Rainbow my ass?  Dona Chio.  Google map them shits out, Waldo’s World.  Your depressing and disheartened Albert Derrion and 2016 Olympic bid (Eat A Dick, Oprah!) office convi will fade out like Brian Austin Green.

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  1. October 1st, 2009 at 09:49 | #1

    usually the north side is too far for a booty call, but: would.

  2. Mad Jack Deacon
    October 2nd, 2009 at 11:46 | #2

    Hell yeah you should, Ira. And try the lengua tacos. They’ll make you slap yo mama.

    And while d’s suggestions for toppings are good, step up to the plate and try the chicarrone stewed in salsa verde, and huitlacoche. Sure it’s a fungus (farmer’s call it “corn smut” and anything with “smut” in the name, I’m down wit) but it’s fuckin’ tasty.

  3. October 8th, 2009 at 10:44 | #3

    someone told me ‘huitlacoche’ means ’shit of god’, another compelling reason to eat it. i’ll report back.

  4. d
    October 9th, 2009 at 08:02 | #4

    SHIT OF GOD! Im going to Bayless with this one.

  5. Mad Jack Deacon
    October 11th, 2009 at 19:50 | #5

    Other web delving has turned up “raven’s excrement”. In my research so far it appears that unlike the North American native tribes, the Aztecs/Nahuatl didn’t seem to have a Raven god. So perhaps it’s called that just because it looks like bird poop.

  6. d
    October 12th, 2009 at 07:44 | #6

    Ira, this is per Bayless via Tweet:

    Rick_Bayless Ive always heard it translated “excrement” RT @chicagogluttons Can you confirm? @Rick_Bayless. Does ‘huitlacoche’ mean ’shit of god’

  7. Mad Jack Deacon
    October 12th, 2009 at 09:06 | #7

    hey d!
    If you’re ever in Edgewater and wanna grab some huraches, ping me and let me know, I’m always down for a trip to Dona Chio

  8. December 4th, 2009 at 09:19 | #8

    Whattup Gluttons? Y’all to famous to post now? Saving up your posts for a book deal?

  9. d
    December 4th, 2009 at 18:35 | #9

    Nikkos-Yea, were pretty much ass out these days.

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