Bevin back in this! After popping out 7 kids, Moms finally decided to get that hysterectomy on, so I had to play nurse while her pussy healed… Fuck all that nonsense, lets talk gluttony.

Have your lips been blessed with the honor of sliding over this creamy duck goodness? Did you crack the duck egg yoke and let it ooze on the crispy seasoned fries? Did you mix the leftovers into your bathwater?
Fries topped with duck fat gravy, homemade cheese curds, and duck fried egg. Shiiiit. Im fittin to get DUCK BUCK. Thanks for posting this one up, cliffetters’. Remember to VOTE GLUTTONS so we can collectively stick a dagger into 312DiningDiva’s fake titties.
Culinary Centerfolds, Dinner, You Have to Fucking Try This
CG Flickr Group, Chicago Gluttons, duck confit poutine, Nightwood, TOC Eat Out Awards 2010
Palmer House? The fuck? No, this post aint about the Twentieth Annual Meeting of the Society for Text & Discourse or that time your boss told you she’d pick up a couple AWDs (after work dranks) at the Lobby Bar, then cut out early, leaving you with a healthy tab. Nah, fam, this post is about a gotdamn sandwich and the food scientry going on at Lockwood. Not familiar with Philip Foss? Wrong Answer.
Skip that $5 footlong college bullshit and head straight for the pros.

Pictured above, we have the Shortrib sandwich served along truffled potato chips, courtesy of KidItamae and the CG Flickr Group. This flick honestly had us on some L.L. Cool J shit, licking lips every 20-30 seconds. Be sure to peep Foss’ blog, The Pickled Tongue to see dood fulfilling his slave master duties, steadily cracking whip on the backs of the downtown culinary scene.
Culinary Centerfolds, Lunch, Things We've Eaten, You Have to Fucking Try This
Chicago, Chicago Gluttons, Chicago Gluttons Flickr Group, lockwood, palmer house, philip foss
Its been 20K Leagues since CG has doled out shine for those who share in gluttony. This week, we suss belly with the real from KidItamae who gets blasted by authentic, raw flavors like nappy doo under hot comb.
Gluttony Haiku:
Annihilated duck legs with battery by
black mole enticing pussy vocals.
Unfasten button on William Rasts.

Culinary Centerfolds
banana leaf wrapped duck leg tamal, Chicago Gluttons, chilam balam
Back on Top Chef Masters, Rick Bayless was hurdling chefs like Carl Lewis at the Pan American Games. Riding his personal fame train, Ricky B launched Xoco a few weeks back, serving up tortas and caldos, barrio-styles. Hows the food? How the fuck yall think? Our boy efisher over at the CG flickr pool reminds us that it is actually possible to be a white man jammed up in anudda brown skinned, minority’s body.

Straight from the horse’s mouf: Very tasty torta, with moist meat, a nice habanero-based salsa (ordered ‘hot’), pickled onions, and black beans. Pretty much exactly what you would expect if someone said “cochinita pibil” to you. What made it stand out was the bread, which was fantastic. That said, when this sandwich is $12 and a platter of nearly as good cochinita can be had at xni pec for $11 or Chuck’s for $12… I find it hard to say “go get this sandwich”.
If the picture has you on fiend, CG’s suggest you stick up a Walgreen’s, Golden Nugget or something and eat these goodies on comp. Grab us some White Owls while you at it.
Culinary Centerfolds
Chicago Gluttons Flickr Group, efisher, Top Chef Masters, Xoco Chicago

One huge ass onion ring, two slices of ham, a breaded pork cutlet, two strips of bacon, two fried eggs, covered in gruyere, all on a brioche bun….yowza!
Human beings shouldn’t be able to open their mouths this wide. Its just unorthodox. If left up to Congress, this sandwich would be considered illegal in at least 12 states.
Just a short piece of advice to all you bulimics out there: Fuck all those long hours in Isle 7, stocking up on Sour Patch Kids, Cheetos and Zebra Cakes…this joint has got you covered. But itll probably take multiple bathroom sessions to force all this out. SHIT GOES DEEP.
Classic photography Heyrocc. Once again, you’ve captured culinary blasphemy.
Culinary Centerfolds
Chicago Gluttons, Chicago Gluttons Flickr Group, heyrocc, Silver Palm Chicago
Now girls step up to this
One simple lick, and its ova Miss
Sold to nice dreamers, high as the price seem
Girlfriend, youve been scooped like ice cream
Competition, Ima get rid of
You cant get a bit of, so just consider
a break rest vacation hibernation
And make way for my smooth operation.
Im the smooth operator.
-BDK

Yall need to fuck with this. Nice grab, Heyrocc.
Culinary Centerfolds, Things We've Eaten
Chicago Gluttons Flickr Group, heyrocc, ice cream, Rainbow Cone
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