Spaghetti and Meatballs at Glenn's Diner Ciao Bello Motherfuckers, today I want to talk to you about pasta. For years, I've been searching for the perfect spaghetti and meatballs. Not some fancy ass Slagel Farms Anti-Biotic Free, Carbon Neutral, Organic Meatball horse pucky....
What's up, bitches? Roy here with a little lunch time tip for you North Side fiends to sit on. I know it's almost required to defend Chicago-style deep dish against the likes of New York thin, but lets be honest, it's just not feasible most of the time. If you're at work and you...
What up everyone? Gluttons here with a new section strictly for food heads. Welcome to inagural edition of "You Ain't Eatin' It Right." Today's epsiode, how to eat movie theater popcorn. First off, I'd like to give mad props to Eleni Antonopolous for putting me on to this...
Hello Glutton's readers, naw we aint dead we've been trapped in the walk in freezer at the Long John Silver's in Schaumburg. Television was right, it IS a great way to work out petty differences. I also learned that frozen hush puppies taste nearly the same. Anyhoo, I got...
To the surprise of nearly everyone involved, ChicagoGluttons.com has been nominated for "Best Indie Food Blog" by Time Out Chicago. Guys, we want this . . . we're not sure why . . . but we want it. And now we need your help. People died to give you the right to vote....
Holy shit it's getting cold outside. It's weather like this that makes you wonder who had the nards to settle in Chicago in the first place. I mean before gas furnaces, snuggies, and dog snuggies, how was this survivable? Step one would probably be cutting your way into a...
Aaaaaannd . . we're back. Sorry about that little hiatus faithful readers, we were on a diet. Now that I've widdled my man boobs down to a supple B-cup we can get back to business. But wait. I have to get something (else) off my chest. Let me start with this...
[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="600" caption="sea bass with anchovy-garlic butter @ Glenn's Diner, Chicago by ehfisher"][/caption]Glenn's aint just about all-you-can-eat crab legs. It's dishes like this that make the place so fucking amazing. Congrats to our...
Man, I'm sick of all this Michael Jackson shit. It sure would be nice for the media to get over it already. Motherfucker wasn't Jesus. . he was actually creepy as hell and had a pet chimp. A fucking chimp! It's not like Michael doesn't deserve some respect, but what is this...
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OK guys check it out, there is a new king of burgers in town and it aint this creepy motherfucker: That's right fellow lard asses, Five Guys is officially up in our shit. You're probably thinking: "But Roy, what about Kumas? They got fried eggs and shit!" First...
